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MUNNA BHAI: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

Munna bhai: Agar bina daanto ka kutta kaate to kya karna chahiye? Circuit: simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

Munna Bhai MBBS Definition: IMPOTENT: Ameer And Jaanaa Manna Insaan. PELVIS: Elvis Ka Bhai. RECOVERY ROOM: Vasooli Room

Munna Bhai: Agar Bina Danto Ka Kutta Kate To Kya Karna Chahiye? Circuit: Simple Bhai… Bina Sui Ka Injection Lagane Ka!

MUNNA BHAI: Abbe circuit! ye bata, agar bina danton ka kutta kaat le to kya karneka? Circuit: Simple bhai. Bina suyi ke 14 injections lagwaane ka aur bas.

Munna Bhai: Arre circuit, baapu bole to Gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehente the? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan the. Gandhigiri Zindabaad!

Munna Bhai- Arre Circuit ye doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyon karte hain. Circuit- Bhai bole to patient operaton seekh jayega to.

Munna bhai: Apun ko kaise pata chalega ke ye bakra hai ya bakri? Circuit: Simple bhai, patthar maar kar dekho, agar bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri.

Munna Bhai MBBS definition Urine: Opposite to you are out Morbid: More than I bid Tablet: Small table.