Mr India mein ghadi

Ajit: Maikal, wo ghadi pahna hua aadmi hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhi gadhi pahna do. Phir wo do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega!

Chance Pe Dance mein Shahid sirf Vada Pav khaata hai phir bhi uske abs film mein laajawaab hain. Kaise?

Kisna mein jab Kisna prince ko attack karta hai uski gun gir jaati hai phir wo same gun se Kisna ko kaise attack kar sakta hai?

Pappuji dukaan mein India ka flag lene gaye.Dukaandar: Kya hua Pappuji?Pappuji: Aur koi colour mein dikhao.Yeh bahut common hai.

Koi Mil Gaya mein Jaadoo ko magic ke liye dhoop ki zaroorat thi, phir last scene mein moonlight mein Hrithik ko powers kaise diye?

Hera Pheri mein Akshay Nike chappals pahenta hai par film mein uske paas banyan khareedne ke bhi paise nahin hain.

Krrish mein Rohit Malaysia mein 2 saal tha aur 2 saal baad India mein Preity ko beta hota hai. Yeh kaise mumkin hai?

Teacher:India mein sab se zyada baarish kaha ghirti hain.Student:Sir,Zameen par.

India mein sirf postman hai,postwoman kyun nahi?Kyunki woh delivery ke liye 9 mahine lagaati hain.