Love Aaj Kal mein

Andhe ke haath mein torch. Behray ke haath mein radio. Gungay ke haath mein mike.. aur………. Aapke haath mein mobile……. Kya zamaana aa gaya hai.

Andhe ke haath mein TV behre ke haath mein radio goonge ke haath me mic aur tere haath mein mobile vaah, kya zamaana aa gaya!

Ghajini mein to Aamir ko kuchh yad hi nahi rehta tha, phir usse Asin ki birthday celebration kaise yaad thi? Everything is fair in love?

Deewane Hue Paagal mein Paresh Rawal ka haath paralysed hai, par Sunil Shetty ke saamne woh do baar apna haath uthata hai.

Aaj kal dimag mein ajeeb sa dar rehta hai, bechaini si rehti hai, raat ko neend nahi aati, maine dil se pucha is it love? dil bola: na puttar exam aane waala ae.

Barsaat mein Bobby Deol America mein rehta tha par location saaf dikhai deti hai ki wo South Africa hai. Geography padho bachchon!

Kabhi Kabhi mein, Sweety ke aane par Rishi Neetu ko almari mein band kar deta hai, lekin uske jane par Neetu apne aap bahar aa jaati hai.

Ramzan mein na mil sake
Eid mein hi nazar mila lo
Haath milaane se kya hoga
Seedhe aake gale lagaao
Eid Mubarak.

Andhere mein tumhare haath ka chiraag hun, tufaano mein tumhare kashti ka saahil hun, ae tanha dil tu kuch bhi karle, lekin main hamesha tere dil ke paas hun.