Kyun Ho Gaya Na

Koi Mil Gaya mein Jaadoo ko magic ke liye dhoop ki zaroorat thi, phir last scene mein moonlight mein Hrithik ko powers kaise diye?

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, purana saal beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.

Santa USA Gaya
Wahan wo church mein Gaya to achanak wahn awaz aai
Tannn
Aur ittefaq se light bhi chali gayi. Santa dar ke bola
Oye Bhago!
Undertaker a Gaya hai

Boss:Tum late kyun aaye? Bittu: Sir, galati se maine toothpaste ko zyada daba diya, bahut toothpaste nikal aaya. Usse wapas andar daalne mein time lag gaya.

Mil Gaya . . . Oye Mil Gaya . . . Oye Oye Mil Gaya . . . Oho Mil Gaya . . . Oye Oye Oye Mil Gaya . . . Ohh Ho Mera Sms Padhne Wala ek aur Bewaqoof Mil Gaya

Santa 5 minute mein paper chor ke chala gaya. Teacher: kya paper mein kuch nahi aata. Santa: wo baat nahi hai. Mujhe agle paper ki tayaari karni hai.

Santa: Math mein fail kyun huye? Son: Kabhi teacher kehti hai 3+5=8, agle din kehti hai 4+4=8, phir kehti hai 6+2=8, Usse aap nahi aata aur fail mujhe kar diya.

Aankhon se kyun aansu chalak jaate hai. Tanhaaiyo mein kyun gum yaad aate hai. Aansu ponch kar koi yeh bata de hume. Rulaane wale hi aksar kyun yaad aate hai.

SHER:Itna kyun itaraate ho, bina wajah sharmaate ho*dar kar jaagta hoon neend se roz, tum mere hi sapno mein kyun aate ho