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Husband: Why do you say your sister fell in love at second sight? Wife: When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.
I didnt fall in love with you at the first sight, I fell in love with you over and over again on every sight.
Husband wife mein ladaai hui. Husband ghar se chalaa gaya, Husband phone pe: Khaane mein kya hai. Wife:Zeher Husband: Main dair se aaonga, tum khaakar soo jao.
Each husband should love his wife as he loves himself, so that the wife may respect the husband – Ephesians 5:33 .
Husband texts wife.
What you doing?
Wife:I am dying.
Husband happily:How do I live without you?
Wife:Idiot! I am dying my hair.
Husband:Bloody English Language!
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
Angry Husband: When We Married, You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey Me. Bride: I Know. I Didnt Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All People At The Wedding.
Husband: Kal mere khawaab main ek ladki aayi. Kya Ladki thi. Wife: Akeli aayi hogi? Husband: Tum ko kaise pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!
On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.