50 of married men
50% of married men cheat on their wives in India…..the rest go to Thailand!
When a newly married man looks happy, We know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, We wonder why. There was this lover who said, That he would go through hell for her. They got married, And now he is going through hell.
Bachelors think that married men are lucky, married think that bachelors are lucky. The point is that bachelors think at night and married think at day time.
When a newly married man looks happy, We know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, We wonder why.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Getting married is like ordering what you want and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that!
I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
Being married to me gives my wife something to live for. A divorce.
I’d get married again. But only to a lesbian. – Rosanne Barr
Cleopatra married two of her brothers.