Income Tax office cha
Income Tax office cha watchman: Kaay kaam ahe? Gampu: Me pahayala aloye, me divasratra jyanchasathi kaam karto tey kon aahet
Gampu job cha pahilya divashi comp var kaam karat asato. Boss: Kaay karatos? Gampu: Tumcha keyboard theek karatoy. A B C D saglya keys chukichya kramaat aahet.
Boss ne office madhe Raju la chumban ghetanna pahile. Boss:Mi tula he karayache paishe deto ka? Raju:Nahi boss, he mi free madhe karto
Gampu: Gelya 20 varshan pasun me ekach kaam kartoy. Tumchya mulivar prem. Baap: Mug aatta kaay pension havi aahe ka?
Sonu baryach varshanni Monu la bhetto ani vicharto: Aata tu kuthe kaam kartos? Monu: Lagnanantar gharaat bayako saathich kaam karto
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. – Will Rogers
Gampu Jhampula naach shikavat asato. Gampu: don goshti aahet jyamule tula nachata yet nahiye. Tey mhanje tujhe paay.
Income seldom exceeds personal development.
– Jim Rohn
The income tax officers have produced a new and simplified tax form to boost tax revenues. Now there are only 2 sections: A) How much do you earn? B) Send it.
Income tax officer: How much business do you do, what are the assets worth & what’s the profit? Businessman: I can’t tell you. I haven’t even told my partner