Ek aai Maza mula
Ek aai: Maza mula cha patra aala ki amhi dictionary shodhato. Dusari: Ani maza mulacha patra aala ki amhi bank shodhato.
Bai: Saheb, maza navra 5 diwasa purvi batate anayala gela, ajun aala nahi. Police: Tumhi dusari kuthali bhaji kara na.
Don lahan mula bolat hoti. Chintu: Majhe baba nehmich ghortat. Mintu: Majhe baba fakta zopale asale ki ghortat.
College madhlya eka navin mulila, mula: Tujha naav kaay? Mulgi: Mala sagale TAI mhantat. Mula: Ani amhala sagale BHAUJI mhantat.
Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra PADWA daari aala.
Have you ever looked up the word “Dictionary” in the dictionary? A hand comes out of the page and slaps you across the face.
Boss: Dekho, Impossible ye word meri dictionary main nahi hai. Employee: Sir, dictionary dekh ke khareedte toh aisa nahi hota.
Son: Dad the bank you sent me to is bad. Businessman: Why son, its the best bank in town. Son: It returned one of my cheques for Rs 100 marked No Funds!
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. You know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
I hate telemarketers, The next time they call answer it by saying, Dave’s Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it! I bet they hang up.