Doctor Santa clinic suru
Doctor Santa clinic suru karato. Pahilya patient che dole tapasato, mug kaan ani jeebh, ani mhanto. Torch chi battery theek aahe.
After finishing MBBS, Doctor Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
After finishing MBBS Santa starts his practise. He checked his first patient’s eyes, tongue and ears by torch and finally he said, battery is ok.
Doctor: Tum Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Hoke Aurato Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho? Bantu:Kyonki Bahar Likha Hai, Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 7 Se 12 am.
Santa asks: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai. Doctor: Tum roz clinic ke bahar khadi auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Santa:clinic ke baahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Judge:Iss Santa Ke Dono Kaan Kaat Do. Santa:Nahi Main Andha Ho Jaaunga. Judge:Kaan Kaatne Se Andhe Kaise Ho Jaaoge? Santa:Chashma Tere Bap Ke Kaan Pe Rakhoonga?
Santa To Doctor: When I Sleep Monkeys Play Football In My Dreams. Doctor: No Problem Just Take This Medicine Before Sleep. Santa: Kal Se Lunga Aaj Finals Hai.
Doctor: Tumcha ani baiko cha blood group ekach aahe ka? Santa: Asanar, 25 varshan paasun majha rakta peete aahe ti.
Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz yahan tak aa rahi thi ..
After MBBS, Munna started his practice. He checked his patient’s eyes, tongue and ears with a torch and said: Bole to torch theek hai