Boss Tujha driver cha
Boss: Tujha driver cha job pakka. Starting salary Rs. 2000 rahil. Gampu: Tumhi great aahat Sir. Bara mug Driving salary kiti?
Factory Ka Mazdur Boss Se: Sir Mere Ghar 18wan Baccha Paida Hua Hai. Meri Salary Zyada Kar Do. Boss: Yar Meri Gal Sun, Main Apni Factory Chalawan Ya Teri?
Boss Gusse Se: Ye Tum Itne Chote Chote Kapde Kyun Pehenti Ho? Secretary: Kya Krun, Itni Salary Mein Itne Hi Chote Kapde Aate Hain Boss.
Boss: Your salary is lower than Mr Sam’s because he has 6 children. Employee: I thought we got paid for what we produce in our company and not at home
Boss interview madhe: Tumhala vatata tumhi nir nirali kaama karu shakal? Nita: Ho, Me 4 mahinyat 12 jobs badalale aahet.
Boss: Tu mhantos tu thakat nahi. Aaj parat tu office madhe zopala hota. Gampu: Tech rahasya ahe, majhe na thakanyacha
Man: Boss, ab meri salary badha dijiye. Meri shaadi ho gayi hai. Factory ka maalik: Dekho, factory ke baahar huyi durghatna ke liye hum zimmedaar nahi hain.
BOSS SARCASM: Dear Boss, if its really a rush job, interrupt me every ten minutes to ask how its going. That improves my efficiency!
BOSS SARCASM Dear Boss, if its really a rush job, interrupt me every ten minutes to ask how its going That improves my efficiency!
Boss: I’ll give you $8 an hour starting now and in 3 months I’ll raise it to $10 an hour. When can you start? Me: In 3 months.