Banta cha Santa la
Banta cha Santa la sms: Pathavnara mahan, vachanara gadhav. Santa reply karato: Pathavnara gadhav, vachanara mahan.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Banta: What happened? Santa: Abe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa and Banta go to see Jurassic Park. Banta: Why are you afraid of the dinosaurs? It is only a movie. Santa: But do those animals know that?
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa to Banta: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Banta: What did you do? Santa: I got myself two girl friends.
Santa aur banta double decker bus mein chaade. Santa uppar gaya aur jaldi se neeche aa gaya. Banta: Oye Kya hua? Santa: Abe uppar driver hi nahi hain.