Banta Air India Agent
Banta Air India Agent la: Amritsar la jayla kiti vel lagto? Agent: Ek minute Sir. Banta: Thanks, ani phone thevto.
Santa calls Air India: How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Receptionist: Just a sec. Santa: Thank you. And hangs up!
Santa Calls Air India: How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar? Operator: Just a Second Sir. Santa: Thank You and Hangs Up.
Banta: This match will not light. Santa: What is the matter with it? Banta: Oye, I do not know! It was working fine a minute ago.
India’s next three matches: May 2 – India vs St.Xaviers high School May 5 – India vs Utkarsha Vidyalaya May 3 – India vs Nirmala Ladies College Hoo haa Indiaaaaa!!!
Banta: Kya tum mujhe apna phone number dogi? Girl: Kyun? Tumhare paas khud ka phone number nahi hai kya?
Banta on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Banta: No this is her husband speaking.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Insurance agent: Madam, this policy is a good buy. Under it, we pay upto 500 pounds for broken arms or legs. Lady: But what do you do with them?
Insurance agent: You can’t file a claim. Your husband didnt insure his life; he took out a policy against fire. Lady: That’s what I claim. He has been cremated