Ram ek bank ke
Ram ek bank ke neeche jaake so gaya. Socho kyun? Guess guess. Kyunki wahaan board par likha tha, Yahan Sone Pe Loan Milta Hai.
Bank manager to Santa: What is cyclone? Santa smiled and Proudly answered: Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle.
Pappuji ne form ke end mein Sagitarius kyun likha?Kyunki wahaan likha tha Sign Here.
Son: Dad the bank you sent me to is bad. Businessman: Why son, its the best bank in town. Son: It returned one of my cheques for Rs 100 marked No Funds!
Bank Manager: You can open an account in our bank but can you identify yourself? Women opens her bag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says Yes, it’s me!
Chantu: Hamari bhasha ko matrubhasha kyun kehte hain? Bantu: Kyunki pitah ko kabhi bolne ka mauka hi nahi milta.
Pathan ne Padosan ko Letter Mein Likha I LOVE You Aur Neeche Likha, Maine English Mein isliye Likha hai ke tumhari Mummy Padh na Sake ke Mujhe Tumse Pyar hai.
Raat ko Pappuji ko sone mein mushkil kyun ho rahi thi? Kyunki wo apni aankhein band karna bhool gaye.
Exercise karne ke baad Pappuji ka dimaag moongphali ke size ka kyun ho gaya? Kyunki unka dimaag swell ho gaya.
Pappuji orange juice ke dabbe ko ghuur ke kyun dekh rahe the?Kyunki uspe likha tha,CONCENTRATE.