Examiner Ram se Yeh
Examiner Ram se: Yeh kya hai? Tumne khaali paper kyu diya hai? Ram: Kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye.
Strict examiner was not letting anyone cheat. Pappu gave him a chit. The examiner read it and sat on his chair. The message read:Sir your pant is torn from back
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Santa: I do not know. Examiner: What is your name? Santa: see my legs and tell my name.
Examiner: You are under tension? Did you forget admit card, id or calculator? Student: No sir, by mistake I have brought tomorrow’s exam chits today.
Beshak tumne mujhe thukra diya hai, mat sochna ke humne tumhe bhula diya hai, teri chahat pe aaj bhi bharosa hai, ye to meri kismat ne mujhe daga diya hai.
Doctor:Tumne jo cheque diya tha wo wapas aa gaya hai.Patient:Sar dard jiske liye aapne dawa di thi,wo bhi wapas aa gaya
Phoolon Ne Khilna Chhod Diya, Taaro Ne Chamakna Chhod Diya, Holi Ko Baaki Hai Do Din, Fir Tumne Abhi Se Kyun Nahana Chhod Diya. Happy Holi.
Aaj achanak teri yaad ne rula diya, kya karu tumne to mujhe bhula dia, na karte pyaar to na milti ye saza, meri wafaao ne tujhe bewafaa bana diya.
Dosti Jaam Hai Peene Ke Liye. Pyar Naam Hai Jeene Ke Liye. Sabko Nahi Milte Ham Dosti Ke Liye, Kyunki Hum To Jeete Hai Sirf Dost Ke Gum Peene Ke Liye.
Karwa Chauth ka paavan vrat
Aapke liye maine kiya hai
Kyunki aap hi ke prem aur samman ne
Jeewan ko naya rang diya hai.
Happy Karwa Chauth.