Ek gujurati Rome kyun
Ek gujurati Rome kyun gaya?Kyunki usse POPE music sunni thi!
Boss:Tum late kyun aaye? Bittu: Sir, galati se maine toothpaste ko zyada daba diya, bahut toothpaste nikal aaya. Usse wapas andar daalne mein time lag gaya.
Why did the Gujju go to Rome? To hear POPE music.
Pappuji saara din kyun naha rahe the?Kyunki unke shampoo bottle pe likha tha rinse,lather,REPEAT!
Exercise karne ke baad Pappuji ka dimaag moongphali ke size ka kyun ho gaya? Kyunki unka dimaag swell ho gaya.
Chutkkule: Ek Pappuji briefcase leke ped pe kyun baitha tha? Kyunki usse Branch Manager ki job mili thi.
Rome wasn’t built in a day- Chuck Norris was obviously somewhere else at the time.
In ancient Rome, the punishment for Rape would be crushing the offender’s testicles with two rocks.
In ancient Rome, when men played the olympics, they would compete in the total nude.
In ancient Rome the punishment for killing one’s father was to be drowned in a sack along with a viper, a dog and a rooster.