Teacher Oxygen jeevan ke
Teacher: Oxygen jeevan ke liye zaroori hai.Yeh 1773 mein pata chala.Student: Achha hua mein 1773 ke baad paida hua varna mar jaata
Mam: Oxygen is must for Breathing. It was discovered in 1773. Santa: Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
Teacher: 1869 mein kya hua?Student: Gandhiji born hue.Teacher: 1873 mein kya hua?Student: Gandhiji 4 saal ke hue.
Teacher:Tumhaare pita ki kya umar hai? Boy:Mere jitni. Teacher:Yeh kaise?Boy:Mere paida hone ke baad hi to wo pita banne
Teacher student se: 14 Nov ko Childrens Day kyun manaya jaata hai. Student: kyun ki ye din Valentines Day ke theek 9 mahiney bad aata hai.
You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don’t think there’s really any oxygen. I think they’re just to muffle the screams.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.Funny Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye
Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Bolo Gandhigiri Zindabaad!
Teacher:India mein sab se zyada baarish kaha ghirti hain.Student:Sir,Zameen par.