Teacher Water ka chemical
Teacher: Water ka chemical formula kya hai?Student: HIJKLMNOTeacher: Kya bol rahe ho?Student: Aap hi ne toh kaha tha H 2 O.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Pappu : Hijklmno. Teacher : What are you talking about? Pappu : Yesterday you said it is H 2 O.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.Funny Student: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna chahiye
Teacher:India mein sab se zyada baarish kaha ghirti hain.Student:Sir,Zameen par.
Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Bolo Gandhigiri Zindabaad!
Teacher: 1869 mein kya hua?Student: Gandhiji born hue.Teacher: 1873 mein kya hua?Student: Gandhiji 4 saal ke hue.
Teacher- you should aim for 90% marks. Student-I will get 100% marks. Teacher- what… Why are you kidding? Student- who started?
Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student: female. Teacher: how? Student: just now commentator told, beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.