Teacher Akal badi ke
Teacher: Akal badi ke bhains? Student: Pehle donon ki date of birth toh batao!
Teacher: Akal badi ki bhais? Harkat: Bole toh pehle date of birth bata Mamu
Professor: Akal badi ki bhains? Bhai: Bole toh pehle date of birth bata mamu.
Prof: Akal Badi Ki Bhais? Bhai: Bole Toh Pehlay Date Of Birth Bata Mamu.
Teacher: Chunnu, ek aise mahatwapoorna cheez batao jo 50 saal pehle hamare paas nahi thi. Chunnu: Main.
Teacher: Tell me the names of all planets. Student: venus earth mars. Teacher: Aur sunao. Student: Bilkul theek thak aap sunao.
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Bolo Gandhigiri Zindabaad!
Teacher- you should aim for 90% marks. Student-I will get 100% marks. Teacher- what… Why are you kidding? Student- who started?
Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is male or female? Student: female. Teacher: how? Student: just now commentator told, beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.