Maa Tumhaara report card
Maa:Tumhaara report card kahaan hai? Beta:Maine apne dost ko diya hai. Maa:Kyun? Beta:Wo apne parents ko darana chahta tha.
Mam: Kya card dekh kar koi future bata sakta hai? Boy: Meri mummy. Woh mera report card dekhkar turant bata deti hai ki papa ghar aakar mere saath kya karenge.
Father to Son After exam:
Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.
Father to son after exam: let me see your report card. Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Bacche ki report lene Santa hospital gaya, report bahut kharab thi. Santa bacche se bola: oye school te school tenu ethey v meri izzat da koi khyaal nai.
kyun dil tumse milna chahta hai? Tumko dekhna chahta hai? kyun dil tumse baat karna chahta hai? kyunke dil to baccha hai ji aur baccho ko cartoon pasand hai.
Apne dost par itna kyun zulm karte ho. Apne dost par itna kyu zulm karte ho. Khwaabo mein bhi aate ho to.. Apne pure pariwaar ko saath laate ho.
My annual report ate my dog.
“The report of my death was an exaggeration.” Mark Twain
Manta: Tune apne peshaani pe lipstick kyun lagaayi hai? Banta: Yaar main apna mind make up karna chahta hoon.