Teacher Mamooli word ko
Teacher:Mamooli word ko sentence mein istemaal karo.Pappu ne socha socha socha
aur bola:Meri Maa Mooli ke parathe bahot khati hai
Teacher:Is sentence ko Hindi mein translate karo,Beautiful young girl is walking on the road.Student:Waah, kya item ja rahi hai.
Teacher: Whoever answers my question can go home. Pappu throws his bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that bag. Pappu: I did, and now I can go right?
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Pappu : Hijklmno. Teacher : What are you talking about? Pappu : Yesterday you said it is H 2 O.
Meri tassali ke liye muskuraya karo, Fizool hi sahi aankh milaya karo, Itni bhi dushmani acchi nahi, Kabhi meri gali mein bhi aaya karo.
Meri Maa Hamesha Kaha Karti Hai Ki Agar Tumhe Aadha Hi Pyaaj Istemaal Karna Ho Toh Pyaaj Ke Upar Ka Aadha Hissa Istemaal Karo. Niche Ka Jado Wala Hissa Jyada Der Tak Theek Rehta Hai.
Rape: Small Word, but Long Sentence.
Teacher to Santa: bataao india ka jhanda sabse pehle kahan lehraya gaya? Santa bahut dair sochne ke baad bola: Hawa mein.
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher: You got a 0 on your 1000 word essay. Me: Why? Teacher: You submitted a picture. Me: A pictures worth a 1000 words though.