Patient Nurse se I
Patient Nurse se:I Love You Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya hai.Nurse:Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai Hai
Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury. Nurse: Name? Patient: Jhonny. Nurse: Age? Patient: 39. Nurse: Married. Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient you just treated collapsed on the steps. Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving.
Aaj ikraar kar liya humne, khud ko bimaar kar liya humne. Ab to lagta hai jaan jaayege, tumse jo pyaar kar liya humne.
Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi. Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha: Life Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Doctor: Yar Kya Kahoon, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Sunti Hi Nahi Hai
Patient: “I didn’t care for the four-letter word the Doctor used during my surgery.”
Nurse: “What was it?”
Patient to Doctor: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz yahan tak aa rahi thi ..
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Beta Hua Hai. Kya Naam Socha Hai? Baap: Aap Itni Beautiful Hai, Aap Hi Koi Naam Bata Dein? Nurse: Iska Naam Begairat Ka Baccha Rakh Dein
Champu: Kisi ne mera credit card chura liya. Buntu: Toh khush kyun hai? Champu: Kyunki biwi ab kharcha nahi kar payegi!
Lady patient: Please call my husband in. Doctor: Trust me I am a gentleman. The lady: No its not that, your nurse is alone and my husband is not a gentleman.