Interviewer Apki birth date
Interviewer:Apki birth date kya hain. Ramesh:13th October. Interviewer: konsa year. Ramesh: Oye ullu ke patthe EVERY YEAR
Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Santa: Nov 28. Interviewer: Which year? Santa: Oh You Idiot, Every year.
“What’s the date?” during school: “Sunday, May 13th, 2012 5:00 p.m.” during the summer: “Probably June…”
Interviewer: What can you do? Man: I can give boring speeches, have affairs with secretaries & avoid work. Interviewer: Ok, you can join as a Managing Director
Interviewer: What job do you want? Man: The post of Vice- President. Interviewer: But we have 12 already. Man: That’s ok. I am not superstitious
In an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewer shouts: Stop it! SANTA: Dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai.
Buntu: When is your birthday? Champu:13th October. Buntu: Which year? Champu: Every year!
Banta: When is your birthday? Santa:13th October. Banta: Which year? Santa: Every year!
apki ankho me saje he jo bhi Sapne Or Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaye. Aap Ke Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamnaaye.