You sent friend request
You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted 😛
We have one request for you, Uncle. We humbly request that you have the most amazing birthday ever! Happy Birthday!
Friend: Found a job? Man: Every1 wants a reference from my last boss. Friend: So get it. Man: I can’t. I wish I had killed him after taking the reference letter
I value the friend who finds time on his calendar for me, but I cherish the friend who does not consult his calendar for me.
Friend: How’s business? Businessman: I’m looking for a new cashier. Friend: You hired a new one only last week! Businessman: That’s the one I am looking for.
Friend: Imagine if you had all of your boss’ money? Clerk: I would be richer than him. Friend: How? Clerk: I would still work as a clerk and get my salary too
Friend: What’s wrong old man? Don’t you have a secretary? Boss: No. I used to, but she got married. Friend: To whom? Anyone I know? Boss: Me
Every good friend once was a stranger.
Boss to friend: You know, my secretary is a miracle worker. Friend: Really? Boss: Yes, It’s a miracle if she works!
A real friend isn’t someone whom you use and throw away. A real friend is someone you use again and again.