Job application reads Casual

Job application reads: CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE. IT MEANS: We do not pay enough to expect that you will dress up well.

Job application reads: MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED. IT MEANS: You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Job application reads:JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY. It Means: We have no time to train you.

Job application reads: SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED. IT MEANS: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Job application reads: COMPETITIVE SALARY. It Means: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Boss: Your application states you were at your last company for 25 years. Why did you leave? Applicant: I was forced to- they granted me bail!

An application for the job of a cook read: Sir, I am a cooker. If you appoint me, I will cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel, I cooked them all

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write: A Very Good Doctor.

Boss says: Enjoys Work He means: Needs more to do.