Do you have any
Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
So can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money…?
Know what’d look good on you? Me.
According to the bible, my body is a temple. Wanna come over for midnight mass?
Is your name Google? Cause baby, you’re everything I’ve been searching for!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby you’re like a dictionary… You add meaning to my life!
Hi! My name’s Santa. I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
If I got a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
I am sorry, were you talking to me? No. Well then, please start!
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Come at me, bro.
Baby I know I am not on your grocery list, but I can tell you’re checking me OUT!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I am lost at sea.
I am not a photographer… but I can sure picture us together!
Baby, is it okay if I take a picture? Cause you’re living proof angels exist!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I am like Domino’s Pizza… If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… Nice ass!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Baby you better have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy!
Baby you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear
I may not be the best looking person here, but I AM the only one talking to you!
Baby your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?
Hershey chocolate factories make millions of kisses a day. Baby I am asking for only one!
Baby, do they call you Coffee? Cause you grind FINE
I am addicted to yes and allergic to no… So what’s it gonna be?
Baby, you look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?
Baby there must be something wrong with my eyes, cause I can’t take them off you!
Baby are you a magnet? Cause I am uncontrollably attracted to you!
Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
[sitting at a bar] I am not really this tall… I am sitting on my wallet.
I must be lost, cause I am looking at paradise!
Baby could you give me directions to the bakery? Cause I want a Cutiepie like you!
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Sorry, what was that? I was too busy imagining my life with you.
If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!
Are you related to Mike Tyson? Cause baby, you’re a knockout!
Baby I am on a search for treasure, can I look in your eyes?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Baby you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
So, do you have a name or can I call you mine?
How about you sit on my lap and we’ll see what pops up?
Is your name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
Let me slip into something a little more comfortable… Like your hug.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
[hold out hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
They say a kiss is the language of love… Wanna have a conversation?
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Baby I am a raindrop, and I am fallin’ for you!
Baby, is your name Daisy? Cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here!
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today, or else you’d be too hot to handle!
Baby can I tie your shoe? Cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else!
So what does it feel like to being the hottest person in this room?
Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow! Shall I call or nudge you?
Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!
I left my date at your house… Can I stop by and get it later?
Baby I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave, cause you’re making the other girls look really bad!
I hate spoons… but I wouldn’t mind spooning with you.
If I had a garden, I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
I have a boyfriend. I have a pet goldfish. What? Oh… I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
Baby, you and I are like Little Caesar’s… Hot n’ ready
Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
Baby you must have been arrested earlier, cause it’s gotta be illegal to look that good!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, do you have a quarter? Cause my mom always told me to call home when I’ve met the girl of my dreams!
Baby if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!
Damn… That outfit would sure look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
If beauty were time, baby you’d be eternity!
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry. I told Santa what I really want for Christmas!
Baby, like the sheets on your bed, I want to cover you with love
Oh… Are you sitting here all alone? Let’s change that!
So does Heaven know you left yet…?