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Do I know you
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
On a scale of
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
I know milk does
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Is it hot in
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Do you have a
Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Damn girl you have
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track!
Nice pants Can I
Nice pants! Can I test the zipper?
Baby did you fart
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
I must be lost
I must be lost, cause I am looking at paradise!
Wouldn t we look
Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Baby you must have
Baby you must have been arrested earlier, cause it’s gotta be illegal to look that good!
If I followed you
If I followed you home, would you keep me like a lost puppy?
If I could reach
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the entire sky in the palm of my hand
Baby pinch me cause
Baby pinch me, cause you’re so fine I must be dreaming!
Apart from being sexy
Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?
Baby If you were
Baby, If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
If you look THAT
If you look THAT good in clothes, you must look even better out of them!
I hate spoons but
I hate spoons… but I wouldn’t mind spooning with you.
Crap Something is wrong
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
You ve been a
You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.
Sorry what was that
Sorry, what was that? I was too busy imagining my life with you.
Is your name Gillette
Is your name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get!
I may not be
I may not be the best looking person here, but I AM the only one talking to you!
Hi my name is
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
sitting at a bar
[sitting at a bar] I am not really this tall… I am sitting on my wallet.
If you re gonna
If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!
Baby you better have
Baby you better have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy!
You may not be
You may not be the best looking girl here, but baby, beauty is only a light switch away!
Baby are you a
Baby are you a magnet? Cause I am uncontrollably attracted to you!
Baby do you have
Baby, do you have a quarter? Cause my mom always told me to call home when I’ve met the girl of my dreams!
Hershey chocolate factories make
Hershey chocolate factories make millions of kisses a day. Baby I am asking for only one!
I hope there s
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
I think it is
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… Nice ass!
Your lips are kinda
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
Baby you re like
Baby you’re like a dictionary… You add meaning to my life!
Baby your lips look
Baby your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?
So can I buy
So can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money…?
Hi I was blinded
Hi, I was blinded by your beauty, so I am just going to need to get your name and number down for insurance purposes… Thanks.
Baby you re so
Baby you’re so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business!
Baby you must be
Baby, you must be a compass… Cause I’d be lost without you
Do you like bacon
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
I m writing a
I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your number?
Do you sleep on
Do you sleep on your stomach? …Can I?
I am not a
I am not a photographer… but I can sure picture us together!
Baby if you were
Baby if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!
Your eyes are bluer
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I am lost at sea.
Baby I put the
Baby I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is U!
Baby you must be
Baby you must be a hurricane, cause you’re blowing me away!
Damn baby God was
Damn baby… God was having a VERY good day when he created you!
Will you be my
Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
hold out hand Would
[hold out hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Was your dad a
Was your dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!
It s a good
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today, or else you’d be too hot to handle!
Damn That outfit would
Damn… That outfit would sure look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Are those space pants
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!
Hi My name s
Hi! My name’s Santa. I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
I am sorry were
I am sorry, were you talking to me? No. Well then, please start!
Baby is your name
Baby, is your name Daisy? Cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here!
Your body is a
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Baby if you were
Baby, if you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning
Baby you re so
Baby you’re so sweet I am getting cavities!
Are you a parking
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Baby I am on
Baby I am on a search for treasure, can I look in your eyes?
Baby you and I
Baby, you and I are like Little Caesar’s… Hot n’ ready
Baby is it okay
Baby, is it okay if I take a picture? Cause you’re living proof angels exist!
Baby there must be
Baby there must be something wrong with my eyes, cause I can’t take them off you!
I ll cook you
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast
If I got a
If I got a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Excuse me baby but
Excuse me baby, but you just dropped something…… My jaw.
Oh Are you sitting
Oh… Are you sitting here all alone? Let’s change that!
Baby you must be
Baby, you must be a stoner… Cause you’re smokin’!
Do you believe in
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Baby my love for
Baby, my love for you is like the Energizer bunny; it just keeps going and going
You may fall from
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
Guy Did I see
Guy: Did I see you somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must have seen you in my dreams!
Baby I sure hope
Baby I sure hope you know CPR, cause my heart stopped beating when you walked into the room!