Do I know you

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track!

Nice pants! Can I test the zipper?

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

I must be lost, cause I am looking at paradise!

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Baby you must have been arrested earlier, cause it’s gotta be illegal to look that good!

If I followed you home, would you keep me like a lost puppy?

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the entire sky in the palm of my hand

Baby pinch me, cause you’re so fine I must be dreaming!

Apart from being hot, what do you do for a living?

Baby, If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

If you look THAT good in clothes, you must look even better out of them!

I hate spoons… but I wouldn’t mind spooning with you.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.

Sorry, what was that? I was too busy imagining my life with you.

Is your name Gillette? Cause you’re the best a man can get!

I may not be the best looking person here, but I AM the only one talking to you!

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s God spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it

[sitting at a bar] I am not really this tall… I am sitting on my wallet.

If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!

Baby you better have a license, cause you’re driving me crazy!

You may not be the best looking girl here, but baby, beauty is only a light switch away!

Baby are you a magnet? Cause I am uncontrollably attracted to you!

Baby, do you have a quarter? Cause my mom always told me to call home when I’ve met the girl of my dreams!

Hershey chocolate factories make millions of kisses a day. Baby I am asking for only one!

I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back… Nice ass!

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

Baby you’re like a dictionary… You add meaning to my life!

Baby your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?

So can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money…?

Hi, I was blinded by your beauty, so I am just going to need to get your name and number down for insurance purposes… Thanks.

Baby you’re so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business!

Baby, you must be a compass… Cause I’d be lost without you

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

I’m writing a phone book. Can I have your number?

Do you sleep on your stomach? …Can I?

I am not a photographer… but I can sure picture us together!

Baby if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I am lost at sea.

Baby I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is U!

Baby you must be a hurricane, cause you’re blowing me away!

Damn baby… God was having a VERY good day when he created you!

Will you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

[hold out hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Was your dad a baker? Cause you’ve got a nice set of buns!

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today, or else you’d be too hot to handle!

Damn… That outfit would sure look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world!

Hi! My name’s Santa. I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

I am sorry, were you talking to me? No. Well then, please start!

Baby, is your name Daisy? Cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here!

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Baby, if you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning

Baby you’re so sweet I am getting cavities!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Baby I am on a search for treasure, can I look in your eyes?

Baby, you and I are like Little Caesar’s… Hot n’ ready

Baby, is it okay if I take a picture? Cause you’re living proof angels exist!

Baby there must be something wrong with my eyes, cause I can’t take them off you!

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

If I got a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

Excuse me baby, but you just dropped something…… My jaw.

Oh… Are you sitting here all alone? Let’s change that!

Baby, you must be a stoner… Cause you’re smokin’!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Baby, my love for you is like the Energizer bunny; it just keeps going and going

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

Guy: Did I see you somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must have seen you in my dreams!

Baby I sure hope you know CPR, cause my heart stopped beating when you walked into the room!