Baby if you were
Baby if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous!
I’ve never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
I saw a fat lady with a “M.O.B.” tattoo on her arm. I asked “money over babes?” She said “No, McDonalds over Burger King.”
A Black Baby Was Given A Set Of Wings By God. The Baby Asked Does This Mean I am An Angel? God Laughed And Replied, Nah Man You Are A Bat! Happy Halloween
A Baby touches your heart and fills your life with love. Wishing you all the joys of discovery a baby brings to your world.
If a baby is born in Africa, what will be the colour of the babies teeth?? You fool a new born baby do not have teeth. April Fool!
Baby can I tie your shoe? Cause I don’t want you falling for anybody else!
Baby I put the STD in stud. Now all I need is U!
Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
Baby I know I am not on your grocery list, but I can tell you’re checking me OUT!