Are you a parking
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Dinuchya park kelelya gaadivar ek chitthi hoti jyavar lihile hote Parking Fine. Dinune tyavar mothya aksharaat lihile Dhanyawad
Ticket Checker Asks Santa: Ticket Dikhao. Santa: Ye Lo Dekho. Ticket Checker: Ye To Puraani Hai. Santa: To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai.
Champu: Are car ka ek pahiya kyun nikaal raha hai? Buntu:Arre yahan two wheeler parking four wheeler parking se sasti hai.
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April. When Conductor Asked For Ticket He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass.
Banta got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10 and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass..
Tina: Can I have a ticket to Goa please? Ticket clerk: Single? Tina: Yes, but I am not interested in you.
Don’t compare your love story to those you watch in movies. They’re written by scriptwriters, yours is written by God.
Are you too blind to see it, the truth is written in your heart, just the same as a flowers destiny was written in its seed. – Leon Brown