A man was walking
A man was walking in rain. A lady came: why don’t you share my umbrella? Man: it’s ok sister and walked away. Moral: moral kuch nahi, piche biwi aa rahi hai.
Jija was walking in rain.
Saali: Why don’t you share my umbrella?
Jija: No its ok and walked away.
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi. Saali dikhne mein ugly thi!
Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi, Piche Se Ek Boy Bola: Ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya? Girl: Bhaag Ja Saale, 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu Abhi Tak Ghar Nahi Pahuchi.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. – Helen Keller
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
When I was walking alone, I wished that I could reach the end of the road. But when you are walking with me, I wish the road never ends. Happy Friendship Day.
Sadhu: Teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayi. Upaaye karvaao. Banta: Upayaye? Baba, do behene gale mil rahi hain harz hi kya hai? Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi toh nahin karoge? Santa: Pagal aadmi kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
Patni: Soch Rahi Hoon USA Ghoom Aaun. Kitna Paisa Lagega? Pati: Kuch Bhi Nahi. Patni: Wo Kaise? Pati: Sochne ke Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
When I came home in rain, Sister-why didnt you wait till rain stopped. Father- Whats wrong with you. Mother while drying my hair- Stupid Rain! Couldn’t it wait?
HOS is walking on sunshine.