An old rich man
An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer asks to girl: Aapne inme shaadi ke liye kya dekha. Girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
Aapne ek doosre ki zindagi ko
Kitni khoobsurati se sawara hai
Shaadi ki saalgirah dil se manaao
Aapka ye rishta bada hi pyara hai.
Interviewer: Aapne itna paisa kaise kamaya? Man: Maine ek rich aadmi ko apna partner banaya. Tab uske paas paisa aur mere paas experience tha, ab case ulta hai.
I have been rich and I have been poor. Rich is better. – Sophie Tucker
A happy man marries the girl he loves, a happier man loves the girl he marries.
Shaadi ke baad doosre din ladki apni dadi se: Meri unse ladaai ho gayi. Dadi: Shaadi mein jhagde hote hi rehte hai. Ladki: Wo to theek hai par laash ka kya karu
Santa ne daru peeke khudko aaine mein dekha aur bola isko to kahi dekha hai. Oh yaad aaya, ye to wahi kamina hai jo shaadi Ke album mein meri biwi Ke saath tha
He is rich who owes nothing. – Hungarian Proverb
He is rich that is satisfied. – Thomas Fuller
The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs. – Karl Marx