A woman was kidnapped
A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her finger and sent it to her husband and demanded money. Husband replied: I want more proofs, zubaan bhejo zubaan.
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.” Woody Allen
First woman: What do you use for washing dishes? Second woman: Oh, I tried many things but found my husband works best.
First woman: What do use for washing dishes? Second woman: Oh, I tried many things but found that my husband works best.
Every Woman Needs A Husband Desperately Because Every Day And Every Minute Something Goes Wrong Which She Cannot Blame On God Or The Government.
A woman posted an advertisement: Husband Wanted. Next day she received hundreds of letters stating: You can have mine!
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
WOMAN:The most efficient money reducing agent known to mankind!
A woman’s mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband. – Mignon McLaughlin
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.