Wife Suno ji doctor
Wife: Suno ji doctor ne mujhe ek maheenay ke araam ke liye beautiful foreign country jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jaayenge? Husband: doosre doctor ke paas.
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
Wife To Husband: Tum To Kehte The ke Shaadi ke Baad Bhi Mujhe Pyaar Karte Rahohe. Husband: Sorry! Mujhe Maloom Nahi Tha Ke Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hi Hogi.
“Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!”
“Now, just simmer down.”
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest, I am giving some sleeping pills. Wife: Doctor, when should I give pills to him? Doctor: Those pills are for you.
Doctor aur Khuda ko kabhi naraaz mat karna, kyunki jab Khuda naraaz ho to wo doctor ke paas bhej deta hai or jab doctor naraaz ho wo Khuda ke paas bhej deta hai.
Banta on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Banta: No this is her husband speaking.
Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai? Santa: Opticals Ke Saath 75 kg. Doctor: Aur Chasme Ke Bina? Santa: Wo Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.
Banta: doctor ji aapko taanke lagane aate hai. Doctor: haan aate hai kahan lagane hai. Banta: ye lo chappal pe laga do.
Senior doctor, junior doctor se: ward no. 12 mein behosh pade patient ki kya report hai? Junior doctor: sir uska to maine post mortem kar diya.