An intelligent girlfriend is
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl=Love. Intelligent man+ duffer girl=Dates. Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage
Everybody has a girlfriend or boyfriend, and I am just over here like “I love food”.
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Girlfriend: Baby, I am getting fat. Boyfriend: That’s a stupid and ridiculous thing to say. You’ve always been fat.
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend. Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to her Dad.
I am your girlfriend: smart, intelligent, sweet, talented, excllent, romantic. Sounds good? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. Happy April Fools Day
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver Kidney. Boy Is Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages With Other Kidney.
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replies: Nothing of these, I haven’t done.