Wife sharma ke Aap
Wife (sharma ke): Aap 1000 mein se ek ho. Banta ne kass ke ek thappar wife ko mara aur bola: begairat baqi 999 kaun hain?
Santi Ko Apne Santa Par bada Pyaar Aya Toh Boli Ke Tussi Hazaron Mein Ek Ho! Santa Ne Usko Kheench Ke Thappad Mara Aur Bola Baaki 999 Kaun Hain?
Banta to wife: get married with Santa after my death. Wife: but why? He is your enemy. Banta: this is only way to take revenge with him
Banta cricket khel kar aaya. Dost: kitne runs banaaye? Banta: triple century hone mein 299 run baqi the, kanjar ne out kar diya.
Banta police station aaya aur bola: Mujhe arrest karo, maine apni biwi ke sar pe danda mara. Police: Wo mar gayi? Banta: Na. wo bach gayi. Ab meri khair nai.
Banta amrood bech raha tha. Ek aadmi aaya or bola, Banta ji agar amrood mein kida nikla to? Banta: To saaf baat hai mein kidey ke alag paise lunga.
Pyar mein maut se darta kaun hai
yeh to ho jata hai karta kaun hai
aap jaise yar par jaan kurban
aur aap puchte hain, aap pe marta kaun hai
Happy Valentines Day
The wife and I just sat in a hot car and bickered for six hours. It was the same as going on vacation except we saved $1000.
Banta in coffee shop with wife: jaldi pi, thandi ho jaayegi. Wife: phir kya hua ji. Banta: inke menu mein me likha hai hot coffee-15 Rs. and cold coffee-45 Rs.
Agar husband, wife ke liye car ka darwaaza khole, to samajh jaao ke do hi wajah ho sakti hain, yaa to car new hai ya wife.