Banta was awarded 2013
Banta was awarded 2013 nobel prize for his new theory of motion which states: loose motion can never be done in slow motion.
Santa Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize.
For His New Theory Of Motion
Which States: Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Banta ke bete ki roti par se chuha guzar gaya. Son to Banta: Ab mujhe roti nahi khaani. Banta: kha le puttar, chuhe ne kahan joote pahne hue the.
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Banta amrood bech raha tha. Ek aadmi aaya or bola, Banta ji agar amrood mein kida nikla to? Banta: To saaf baat hai mein kidey ke alag paise lunga.
Banta: Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Intelligent Girls? Santa: What? Banta: Both don’t exist.
Banta: This match will not light. Santa: What is the matter with it? Banta: Oye, I do not know! It was working fine a minute ago.
Nurse ne Banta ko bataya: Tumhe ladka hua hai. Banta: Meri biwi ko mat batana, Use main surprise dunga.