Banta was arrested for
Banta was arrested for a road accident. Judge: how did the accident occur? Banta: I do not know sir I was sleeping.
Santa and Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look! So many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Banta: Aaho, truck numbar bhi likha hai – BC-1760!!
Santa Banta were walking down the road. Santa said, Look at that dog with one eye. Banta covers one of her eyes and asks, Where?
Santa and Banta are walking down the road and Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
should be arrested for being awesome.
I was arrested yesterday for robbing a boy band CD from a shop, all because of my mate. He pointed to it and said Take that .
Police Has Arrested Me For Killing A Girl. Sacchi, I Didnt Kill Her. I Just Asked Her Will You Marry Me? And And And … She died of joy!
Banta ke bete ki roti par se chuha guzar gaya. Son to Banta: Ab mujhe roti nahi khaani. Banta: kha le puttar, chuhe ne kahan joote pahne hue the.
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.