Banta to friend Guess
Banta to friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend: If I guess right, you give me one? Banta: Oo ji, I will give both of them.
Guess What Is The Thing Which We Can Never Give Without Getting One Back. Its A Hug!
“Well, I guess a man’s best friend is his mother.” -The Awful Truth (1937)
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this? Banta replied: Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this? Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.
Santa Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Sounga. Friend: Kyon? Santa: Khwaab Mein Banta Se Ladaai Ho Gayi Hai. Friend: To Kya Hua? Santa: Aaj Wo Bande Le Kar Ayega.
Banta ke bete ki roti par se chuha guzar gaya. Son to Banta: Ab mujhe roti nahi khaani. Banta: kha le puttar, chuhe ne kahan joote pahne hue the.
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.