Banta on phone Doctor
Banta on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Banta: No this is her husband speaking.
Punna (shouting on phone): Apna wife ko labour pain chalu hoyela hai. Doctor: Yeh uska pehla baccha hai? Punna: Nahi, apun uska husband hai.
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.
A man yells over phone: My wife is having labour pains. Doctor: Is this her first child? Man: No, this is her husband.
Man Outside Phone Booth: Excuse Me, You Are On Phone Since 20 Minutes and I Havent Seen You Speaking A Word Till Now. Man Inside: I Am Talking to My Wife.
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye? Santa: Zyaada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakkad lene chahiye.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest, I am giving some sleeping pills. Wife: Doctor, when should I give pills to him? Doctor: Those pills are for you.
Patient – Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor – Take the spoon out of the cup.
Banta to wife: get married with Santa after my death. Wife: but why? He is your enemy. Banta: this is only way to take revenge with him
“Doctor, Doctor! My husband makes me boiling mad!”
“Now, just simmer down.”