Banta Ji as a
Banta Ji as a director: you should jump to the swimming pool from 100 ft height. Hero: I do not know swimming. Banta Ji: Oye do not worry Yaar. Pool is empty.
Santa Director: you Should Jump In The Swimming pool From 100 Ft Height. Actor: I Dont Know Swimming. Santa Director: Dont Worry, There Is No Water.
Santa: Oye Banta Machli Khayega? Banta: Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain. Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to police. Santa: Yaar, what if one bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Santa and Banta find three bombs, and rush to the police. Santa: Yaar, what if a bomb explodes? Banta: We will lie; we will say there were only two.
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Banta amrood bech raha tha. Ek aadmi aaya or bola, Banta ji agar amrood mein kida nikla to? Banta: To saaf baat hai mein kidey ke alag paise lunga.