Banta had a crow
Banta had a crow, that was very soft. Banta named him Microsoft. (My crow soft)
At first cock-crow the ghosts must go back to their quiet graves below – Theodosia Garrison
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Banta amrood bech raha tha. Ek aadmi aaya or bola, Banta ji agar amrood mein kida nikla to? Banta: To saaf baat hai mein kidey ke alag paise lunga.
Banta: Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Intelligent Girls? Santa: What? Banta: Both don’t exist.
Banta: This match will not light. Santa: What is the matter with it? Banta: Oye, I do not know! It was working fine a minute ago.
Nurse ne Banta ko bataya: Tumhe ladka hua hai. Banta: Meri biwi ko mat batana, Use main surprise dunga.
Santa and Banta bought a cab. They waited for seven days but no customer entered it. Because Banta occupied the back seat.