Banta got job in
Banta got job in Airtel call centre. Customer: Airtel sim blocked, what to do? Banta: do not take tension, remove airtel and put BSNL sim. Thank you for calling
Santa and Banta bought a cab. They waited for seven days but no customer entered it. Because Banta occupied the back seat.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Reliance ka palang, BSNL ka gadda, Airtel ka takiya, Tata ki rajai, uske ander aap aur Vodafone ka kutta. What an Idea sir ji.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Santa: Hey Banta! Please call me a taxi. Banta: Hey Taxi, how are you?
Banta building se gira. Doctor said: he is dead. Banta suddenly woke up and said main zinda hoon. Banta’s wife: tu pada reh, doctor ko jyaada pata hai.
Banta amrood bech raha tha. Ek aadmi aaya or bola, Banta ji agar amrood mein kida nikla to? Banta: To saaf baat hai mein kidey ke alag paise lunga.
Banta: Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Intelligent Girls? Santa: What? Banta: Both don’t exist.
Banta: This match will not light. Santa: What is the matter with it? Banta: Oye, I do not know! It was working fine a minute ago.