Banta got into a
Banta got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10 and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass..
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April. When Conductor Asked For Ticket He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass.
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. It is on 1st of april. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is april fool and you are the 1st person whom I fooled. April Fool..
I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
I asked God for a rose, he gave me flowers, I asked God for water, he gave me ocean, I asked God for an angel, he gave me you. Happy Valentines Day.
Banta: There’s a Rs. 100 fine if you enter the girls hostel for the 1st time, 200 for 2nd and 300 for 3rd.
Santa: Let’s get a Monthly pass.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Santa Aur banta ne 3 bomb dekhe, aur police ke pass ja rahe the. Santa: oye agar 1 bomb foota toh kya hoga. Banta: Hum police ko bolenge ki 2 hi the.
Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
I am fool, I am fool, I am fool, I am fool, I am fool, ok ok cool, I agree you are fool, control yourself April fool..