Santa was travelling in
Santa was travelling in train. A woman sat on his sons birth and did not get up. Santa shouted: This lady is not giving birth to my child.
Santa, whose wife is on middle berth in a train, complains to the Ticket Collector: The man sleeping over my wife has not given birth to my son.
Santa saw a lady painting the wall wearing fur coat and denim jacket Santa: Why are u wearing this? Lady: They Said “Put 2 coats for best results”
Santa hit a lady with his cycle. Lady: Break nahi mar sakta tha? Santa replied break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. – Sam Levenson
If you are travelling in a budget, do consider family-friendly hostels. They provide great service as well.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he has not come back yet! Santa: Why do not you cook something else.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Ticket Checker Asks Santa: Ticket Dikhao. Santa: Ye Lo Dekho. Ticket Checker: Ye To Puraani Hai. Santa: To Ye Train Bhi Kaunsi Nayi Hai.
Santa was on at interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.