Santa had a dream
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. You know why? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
Santa went to a BANK to open a S.B. Account. After seeing the Form he went to DELHI to complete it. YouÃ‚ know why? The FORM said: FILL UP IN CAPITAL
Dear Santa, Is it too much to ask for a maid, a chef, a nanny and a few more zero’s in the bank account? Just thought I would ask for a rich and beautiful wife. Sincerely, Me.
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow and make your wishes come true. May God send Sweetest Dreams for you. Good Night.
Bank manager to Santa: What is cyclone? Santa smiled and Proudly answered: Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle.
Dream big dreams, then put on your overalls and go out and make the dreams come true. – Fred Van Amburgh.
Dream a dream as you sleep. Smile a smile that you may keep. May all your dreams and wishes come true cause I could not find a better friend like u. Good Night.
Man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. – Napoleon Hill.
Dream your dreams with open eyes and make them come true. – T. E. Lawrence
Santa: My father was stupid. Banta: Why? Santa: He worked in a bank and they caught him stealing pens.