Santa calls up white
Santa calls up white house. Santa: I want to be the next president of USA. Obama: are you idiot? Santa: no, is it compulsory?
Santa calls Air India: How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Receptionist: Just a sec. Santa: Thank you. And hangs up!
Santa Calls Air India: How Long Does It Take To Fly To Amritsar? Operator: Just a Second Sir. Santa: Thank You and Hangs Up.
Height of kanjusi: Santa’s house caught fire and he is giving missed calls to fire brigade!
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and me? Banta: I do not know. Santa: Well, He never comes to my house and I never go to his!
Santa Waiting At Bus Stop. One Gentleman Came By Two Wheeler And Asked: You Want Lift? Santa Says: NO Thanks. My House Is On Ground Floor.
A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. Teachers wife: I have told you 100 times that my husband is dead. Why do you call. Kid: Feels good to hear it!
“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.” – Richard Bach
When he calls you ‘hot’ and ‘happening’ he wants you. When he calls you ‘beautiful’ and ‘gorgeous’ he loves you.