Queen and Santa were
Queen and Santa were having candle light dinner. Queen: Pass the wine you divine. Santa thinks how poetic and says pass the roti you moti.
Santa Ke Bete Ki Roti Par Se Chuha Guzra. Son To Santa: Ab Mujhe Ye Roti Nahi Khaani. Santa: Kha Le Puttar, Choohe Ne Kahan Jooti Pehni Hai.
Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. – Oprah Winfrey
Santa Khali Katore Mein Roti Laga Kar Kha Rahe The. Waiter Ne Dekha To Poocha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: Main Maths Teacher Hoon. Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.
Santa:Mere Pass Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta:Mere Pass Bhi Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Paisa Hai.
Santa:To Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
Why does Santa keep empty beer and wine bottles in his fridge? For those who do not drink.
Santa: What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop and WINE Shop? Banta: COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE and WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant, to have candle light dinner and to say those sweet three words to you…. Pay the bill..
Santa USA Gaya
Wahan wo church mein Gaya to achanak wahn awaz aai
Aur ittefaq se light bhi chali gayi. Santa dar ke bola
Undertaker a Gaya hai
Santa: Light nahi hai to kambakht pankha hi chala do. Biwi: aakhir Santa hi ho na aqal to hai hi nahi, pankha chala diya to mombatti bujh jaayegi.