Doctor Aapki dimaagi beemaari
Doctor: Aapki dimaagi beemaari ka kya haal hai? Patient: Theek hai, aaj kal maike gai hui hai.
Doctor: Main aapki problem theek se bata toh nahi sakta. Shayad ye haal drinks ke kaaran hai. Patient: Koi baat nahi doctor, jab utar jaayegi tab bula lena.
Doctor: Kya aapko lagta hai ki aapki yaadaasht theek ho rahi hai? Patient: Haan mujhe yaad hai ki main kuch bhoola hoon par kya bhoola hoon yeh bhool gaya.
Patient – Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor – How long have you felt like this?
Patient – Since I was a puppy.
Patient – Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I am a dog.
Doctor – Take a seat.
Patient – I can’t, I am not allowed on the furniture.
Patient – Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor – Take the spoon out of the cup.
Patient: Doctor, I cannot stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: Not really, I spill most of it.
Patient – Doctor, doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor – Use a pencil till I get there.
After finishing MBBS, Doctor Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
Harkat:Doctor patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai:Are nahi toh patient operation seekh jayega! Fir Doctor ka kya kaam?