A good teacher is
A good teacher is who tells to study hard but a best teacher is who stands outside the exam hall and shouts, oye checking wale aa gaye apni apni parchi chupa lo.
A Friend is the one who advices you to study. But a best friend is the one who stands in exam hall and says Abbe kitna likhe ga bacchiyan ja rahi hai.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher: All idiots stand up. A blonde stands up. Teacher: So, you are an idiot? Blonde: No, I didn’t like to see you standing alone
I hate when the teacher stands next to my desk while I am answering my exam.
In exam, teacher said: Write your lovers name on paper. After 5 seconds all Girls said: Finished madam. After 1 hour all Boyz Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz.
Teacher: How was your exam? A blonde: I left only 1 question. I thought and thought, but could not write the past-tense of think
M: “My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.” F: “That’s just something ugly people say.” -Liar Liar (1997)
Teacher: Remember, the “f” in Physics stands for fun. Me: But sir, there is no “f” in Physics.
Teacher: Translate into English – Mere sir de baal, udd gaye hawa de naal. Student: Hair of your Tind, have gone with the Wind.