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Doctor:You need new glasses. Patient: How do you know? I havnt told you what is wrong with me. Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
Patient – Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor – How long have you felt like this?
Patient – Since I was a puppy.
Patient – Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I am a dog.
Doctor – Take a seat.
Patient – I can’t, I am not allowed on the furniture.
Patient: Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Doctor: Take these pills, I don’t know what they’re for .
Patient – Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor – Take the spoon out of the cup.
Patient – Doctor, doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor – Use a pencil till I get there.
Patient: Doctor, I cannot stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: Not really, I spill most of it.
Doctor To Patient : You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die? Patient : Yes, A Good Doctor
Doctor:I have a Good and Bad News. Patient:Whats The Bad News? Doctor:Your Symptoms Show That You Are Gay. Patient:And Good News? Doctor:I Think You Are Cute.
Harkat:Doctor patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai:Are nahi toh patient operation seekh jayega! Fir Doctor ka kya kaam?