A man entered doctor
A man entered doctor’s office and shouted, I am shrinking! The doctor calmly responded, Sit down. You will just have to be a little patient.
“Doctor! Doctor! Help me, I’m shrinking.”
“Just wait a minute and be a little patient.”
Patient – Doctor doctor! I feel like a dog.
Doctor – How long have you felt like this?
Patient – Since I was a puppy.
Patient – Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I am a dog.
Doctor – Take a seat.
Patient – I can’t, I am not allowed on the furniture.
Patient – Doctor, doctor. Every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a pain in my eye.
Doctor – Take the spoon out of the cup.
Patient: Doctor, I cannot stop my hands from shaking. Doctor: Do you drink a lot? Patient: Not really, I spill most of it.
Patient – Doctor, doctor! My son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor – Use a pencil till I get there.
Harkat:Doctor patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai:Are nahi toh patient operation seekh jayega! Fir Doctor ka kya kaam?
Circuit: Doctor log patient ko behosh karke operation kyun karte hain? Bhai: Arre aisa nahi kare toh patient bhi operation kaneko seekh jaega na! Fir doctor ka kya kaam
Doctor To Patient : You Will Die Within 2 Hours. Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die? Patient : Yes, A Good Doctor